a:  im convinced this guy on amazon is a transexual and is contaminating reviews with fake accounts
a:  he attacks shit on his fake account then comes in to back himself up on his “real” account (the only thing real about it is some purchases are verified)
a:  i think hes more easily able to do this because he essentially has 2 personalities: his male version and his female version
a:   i should be in the FBI